Stupid sexy flanders
So this is what a blog feels like? Not too shabby. Nice and form fitting, but a little snug in the crotch if you know what I mean. It's kind of like spandex in that sense. You see, I know because I used to wear spandex. Now, dont freak out, I was only 8 years old the last time I wore spandex (although I must've looked much older in that heavenly fabric). I used to wear that stuff as game shorts for my basketball games as a kid. It feels so nice. In the words of Ned Flanders, "it's like you're wearing nothing at all." You feel so free, and so happy with the wind dancing between your thighs.So how is this blog thing like that? Well, it's nice to be able to throw my thoughts down for family, friends, and anyone with an internet connection to read; but just like the spandex, my crotch is there for the world to see.......not literally of course. I mean, you feel a little vulnerable. I'm wondering what everyone is thinking after looking at me in spandex (aside from the obvious awe). Here's my suggestion, if you read this, take it for what it is. Just think of it like me running down the street in spandex: it might be funny at times, it might be scary, but just dont dwell on it because it might cause long term damage
posted by Jon & Erin @ 11:32 PM
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